Like...It's not easy when all your friends piss you off and you talk to them anyway so they go, "Hey you're Karkat!" and then you rage at them so much your head's gonna explode...My mom always did say I was a very unpleasant/angry person...But maybe that's why I like Karkat. Cause he's like me, I dunno... I wish I was like a Leo or like an Aquarius.
I actually got so pissed off about being a Cancer at one point that I convinced everyone at school I was actually a Scorpio and my birthday was in November. That was before Homestuck though D:< Then I fessed up and was like "OK I LIED I'M A CANCER, FUCKASS LEAVE ME ALONE, GODDAMN."
Hey, look at the brightside! At least your friends know about Homestuck. Mine don't, and if I even bring it up, they're just like, automatic ignore and it makes me feel like, really bad because it's like they don't care about me at all. :I
Haha, but that sounds pretty legit, being able to trick 'em like that. c: No one at my school would believe me because they know when my birthday is. I guess having Vriska as a patron troll isn't bad, I just wish I was as confident as her. XD It's kind of weird for me, though, 'cause I was born on the borderline of Libra and Scorpio. :/
Yeah I guess, but the REALLY funny thing is, HS is a lot like my life in some ways. For example, one of my friends is a Capricorn (and she acts like Gamzee) and she's always like "Hey best friend(:" and I'm like "WE'RE NOT BEST FRIENDS" and she doesn't mind when I say that o.O she just continues drinking her stupid Monster. Then I have a friend who is a Libra (and she's like my "Terezi", and she ruins all my plans (on purpose, then she giggles about it while I stand there raging at her) but I always feel awkward around her cause sometimes she hits on me :/ Then I've got this frienemy who's a Scorpio (like Vriska) and she's a crazy bitch, like one day she's be all "hey JoJo!" and the next she fucks up all my shit. God I hate her. Then there's this girl who's a Gemini and she like...can never find a matching pair of shoes, and she's like obsessed with pairs. And dude, it's just like WHY. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE FUCKING KARKAT CAN'T I BE HAPPY?! DAMN YOU BITCHES. Crazy thing is, only the Libra girl knows about HS. The rest don't :/
But I'm rambling. :I And everyone knew my birthday was in July, but I made up this elaborate lie about why I would lie and say it's in July, and they believed me. Then one day I showed up at school and was like, "I LIED, BITCHES, FUCK YOU ALL. CANCER, BIOTCH." but those idiots were like "my mom has cancer!" and I was like, "BITCH I MEANT CANCER THE CRAB. FUCKASS, STFU."
Funny thing...
I happen to be a Cancer too...
Lucky lucky, Karkat bein' your patron troll an' all. c:
Like...It's not easy when all your friends piss you off and you talk to them anyway so they go, "Hey you're Karkat!" and then you rage at them so much your head's gonna explode...My mom always did say I was a very unpleasant/angry person...But maybe that's why I like Karkat. Cause he's like me, I dunno...
I wish I was like a Leo or like an Aquarius.
I actually got so pissed off about being a Cancer at one point that I convinced everyone at school I was actually a Scorpio and my birthday was in November.
That was before Homestuck though D:< Then I fessed up and was like "OK I LIED I'M A CANCER, FUCKASS LEAVE ME ALONE, GODDAMN."
:I
Haha, but that sounds pretty legit, being able to trick 'em like that. c:
No one at my school would believe me because they know when my birthday is. I guess having Vriska as a patron troll isn't bad, I just wish I was as confident as her. XD
It's kind of weird for me, though, 'cause I was born on the borderline of Libra and Scorpio. :/
But I'm rambling. :I And everyone knew my birthday was in July, but I made up this elaborate lie about why I would lie and say it's in July, and they believed me. Then one day I showed up at school and was like, "I LIED, BITCHES, FUCK YOU ALL. CANCER, BIOTCH." but those idiots were like "my mom has cancer!" and I was like, "BITCH I MEANT CANCER THE CRAB. FUCKASS, STFU."